Which flower talks the most? A: Tulips, of course, because they have two lips! Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus? A: You're a fun guy [fungi]. Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get an earring? A: About a buck an ear [buccaneer]! Q: What do you call a fake noodle? A: An impasta! Q: Why couldn't the pony sing himself a lullaby? A: He was a little hoarse.